Chz hrollup

by thmegmar

31 Comments

  1. hanhanbanan

    Exquisite plating, wonderful choice of cheese.

  2. thebayisinthearea

    Ah yes, the Walmart plate and glass of what I assume is boxed wine. Fine shitty dining, indeed.

  3. butlerkennedy

    Sadly this looks like something I make regularly 😆

  4. thisisnotme78721

    here’s my stoned hater of haute cuisine ass thinking ughhhhhh it was probably $67

  5. I really wish I hadn’t beheld this catastrophe

  6. Prestigious-Cut5424

    Literally looks like a splooging penis after a thrilling anal pig fest: with last night’s lettuce as a garnish.

  7. Tasty-Objective676

    Missing a toothpick or umbrella but apart from that, the Michelin Guide is on its way to award you your star

  8. ptahbaphomet

    A simple dish, symmetrically plated with a nice white wine, beautifully artistic. Can’t wait to see what you do with the toilet

  9. Castille_92

    Fancy restaurant would charge $50 for that plate and expect a 30% tip

  10. PM_ME_COFFEE

    Nice. Now you can sell it for $100 and get a Michelin star.

  11. vermiciousknidlet

    Pretty sure I have that same avocado plush – we have a whole avocado/bread collection. Nice to see someone else enjoying the finer things in life! I would love to know more about the skull knife holder in background.

  12. Why does this make me think of the words pencil dick

  13. Itchy-Combination675

    This isn’t shitty. Got my mouth watering!

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