Ah yes, the Walmart plate and glass of what I assume is boxed wine. Fine shitty dining, indeed.
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butlerkennedy
Sadly this looks like something I make regularly 😆
marcthegay_
I love the chaos of this subreddit
thisisnotme78721
here’s my stoned hater of haute cuisine ass thinking ughhhhhh it was probably $67
kawiz03
I really wish I hadn’t beheld this catastrophe
Difficult-Isopod-720
The wine is sending me
Prestigious-Cut5424
Literally looks like a splooging penis after a thrilling anal pig fest: with last night’s lettuce as a garnish.
youngboytatted
Who are your friends in the back?
Tasty-Objective676
Missing a toothpick or umbrella but apart from that, the Michelin Guide is on its way to award you your star
CompetitiveDeal8755
Sorry pal this is fuckin wonderful
gamer_wife86

Zootguy1
what dat, describe the dish chef
ptahbaphomet
A simple dish, symmetrically plated with a nice white wine, beautifully artistic. Can’t wait to see what you do with the toilet
Blooky_44
That looks like a delicious cigarette.
Castille_92
Fancy restaurant would charge $50 for that plate and expect a 30% tip
misslizzah
No thank you.
PM_ME_COFFEE
Nice. Now you can sell it for $100 and get a Michelin star.
vermiciousknidlet
Pretty sure I have that same avocado plush – we have a whole avocado/bread collection. Nice to see someone else enjoying the finer things in life! I would love to know more about the skull knife holder in background.
lu_avsgx
Why does this make me think of the words pencil dick
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Why is the cheese liquid?
Stopppp lol
First class.
Exquisite plating, wonderful choice of cheese.
Ah yes, the Walmart plate and glass of what I assume is boxed wine. Fine shitty dining, indeed.
r/thingsforants
Sadly this looks like something I make regularly 😆
I love the chaos of this subreddit
here’s my stoned hater of haute cuisine ass thinking ughhhhhh it was probably $67
I really wish I hadn’t beheld this catastrophe
The wine is sending me
Literally looks like a splooging penis after a thrilling anal pig fest: with last night’s lettuce as a garnish.
Who are your friends in the back?
Missing a toothpick or umbrella but apart from that, the Michelin Guide is on its way to award you your star
Sorry pal this is fuckin wonderful

what dat, describe the dish chef
A simple dish, symmetrically plated with a nice white wine, beautifully artistic. Can’t wait to see what you do with the toilet
That looks like a delicious cigarette.
Fancy restaurant would charge $50 for that plate and expect a 30% tip
No thank you.
Nice. Now you can sell it for $100 and get a Michelin star.
Pretty sure I have that same avocado plush – we have a whole avocado/bread collection. Nice to see someone else enjoying the finer things in life! I would love to know more about the skull knife holder in background.
Why does this make me think of the words pencil dick
Cheese cigarette

What wine did you pair that with?

S-tier conjuration
This isn’t shitty. Got my mouth watering!
r/whitehousedinners